A deadly unserious show about monsters, creatures & cryptids from mythology, pop culture & gaming hosted by two weirdos from wild & wonderful West Virginia! Hosts Gavin & Hess take turns researching and discussing movie monsters, video game villains, and mythological beasts.
Episodes
Sunday Feb 05, 2023
Sunday Feb 05, 2023
Wax your lips and sharpen your lapels, because Gavin and Hess don't pull punches in the conclusion of their agonizingly deep take on the mid-90s roleplaying sensation, VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
adolescence/teenagers are discussed
The Columbine School shooting
Chris Kattan
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Saturday Jan 21, 2023
Saturday Jan 21, 2023
Lace up your leather jacket and polish your wine bottles full of precious bodily fluids, it's time to suck the life out of adolescence! NOT adolescents...adolescence! Leave the teens alone. Or help them? They need help, perhaps in the form of a wildly involved, super-system of roleplaying games built on a foundation of punk rock, goth music, shoe-gazing mental illness and reductive ethnic stereotyping that DEFINITELY ISN'T CARRIED INTO THE 21st century by its parent company.
BAT!!!
CONTENT WARNINGS:
the existence of teenagers
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Antonio Banderas...or should I say...Antonio Ban-BARE-ASS!? yeah? no? yeah!
The total vivisection of your soul over the course of nine centuries...but in a sexy fun way this time.
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Saturday Dec 31, 2022
Saturday Dec 31, 2022
NOT AN EPISODE FOR CHILDREN!!!
2022 brought us a nightmarish new vision of demonic bliss in the restart of the HELLRAISER series, so HAPPY FU*%ING NEW YEAR!
Seriously though, this one is a major point of enthusiasm for both of us, and we slammed out an old-school, double-thicc episode for y'all.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Genital Mutilation
Bill Burr as Pinhead
The total vivisection of your soul over the course of nine centuries
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Monday Dec 19, 2022
Monday Dec 19, 2022
A nutsack kaiju emerges from the Hudson Bay to destroy millennials and they didn't give it an award, they just gave JJ Abrams a Ballz-load of money.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Actual Filmic Debate
Forgetting of Lizzy Kaplan
The acknowledgement of TJ Miller as a living human man
The pretentious definition of cinema language in the negative abstract
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Sunday Dec 04, 2022
Sunday Dec 04, 2022
Show Creator Greg Mcracken, when forced to change his devilish villain from a traditional tailed and horned goat man by the censors at CARTOON NETWORK, turned to camera and growled under his breath..."Not a problem...suck on THIS instead," and delivered this week's infernal topic...His Infernal Majesty, aka HIM.
CONTENT WARNING FOR: ONE TRULY UPSETTING DEMON
SERIOUSLY, IT'S LIKE PENNYWISE FOR KIDS
BUT WORSE
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Tuesday Nov 22, 2022
Tuesday Nov 22, 2022
There's a vicious space cockroach inside of Vincent D'Onofrio, and it needs you to give it sugar.
This wacky space-crime-on-earth action comedy about a secret intergalactic government agency that steals your thoughts in order to keep you ignorant about the magnitude of life's real dangers is HILARIOUS.
RIP Kevin Conroy
Sunday Nov 06, 2022
Sunday Nov 06, 2022
Hess examines the impact of Jack Arnold's cinematic sci-fi masterpiece, connecting the Creature (aka Gill-Man) to Michael Myers, and understanding the film (originally conceived as an adaptation of Beauty & The Beast through the very heavy presence of the male gaze.
Also:
Extensive Guillermo Del Toro
Jeff Goldblum covering COMMON PEOPLE by Pulp
One mandatory Star Wars Rant
and only one trashing of JJ Abrams
Monday Oct 24, 2022
Monday Oct 24, 2022
In the mid-1960s, kids could climb right up in front of their black and white TVs and watch not one but TWO families filled with wacky monsters caper around their dusty old Victorian mansions, to the delight of every Dad that ever made a pun.
In 2022, Rob Zombie attempts to recreate THE MUNSTERS, a whimsical but beloved sitcom centered around a goofy, disoriented, but well-intentioned Frankenstein's Monster known as HERMAN MUNSTER.
We discuss the character of Herman, the style of the Rob Zombie film, and the significance of the Herman Munster character in his family, and in the larger culture. Also, we talk about Sam Neill a lot.
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Monday Oct 10, 2022
Monday Oct 10, 2022
BAH-NANANANA NANA NANA - CLAYFACE!!
Hess delivers a delirious take on Gotham's gooshiest mudman, the thirsty thespian, the post-human theatre-troupe himself, CLAY-FACE!
Dating back to the early days of Detective Comics, various iterations of this chimerical curmudgeon have cursed the streets of Gotham, and bedeviled the dynamic duo. A stand out DC villain, Clayface is equal parts shapeshifter and sympathetic victim of his own vanity.
Content Warnings:
Nine Inch Nails Corner
Ron Perlman
David Fincher's SEVEN
Harley Quinn & Batman
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Sunday Oct 02, 2022
Sunday Oct 02, 2022
Gavin presents this low-budget, Proto-ALIENS, zombie-fying, space-thing in an episode that ends up being less about the movie, and more about why actors are forced to work with Klaus Kinski, and why toy companies are so bad at making Xenomorphs.
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