Episodes
Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Play DUNGEON WORLD with Hess! SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Hess and Gavin are getting into professional Game Mastering!
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I’m giving listeners of this show a special opportunity to play Hess's first hosted sessions of DUNGEON WORLD: ESCAPE!
Currently there is scheduled an 18+ version at 630 on Thursday March 16 - 5 slots open
And a TEEN version at 2pm on Sat March 11, also up to five players.
Times are Eastern Standard Time USA (EST)
And if you’re not familiar with Dungeon World it’s a rules light, character focused fantasy take on games like Dungeons and Dragons, and in ESCAPE...
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The Heroes play a band of nefarious convicts, being unjustly (or perhaps justly in your case?) shipped into servitude over sea to a notorious prison colony. Playing as races typically associated with villainy (hobgoblins, bugbears, etc), they will have to fight for their lives and their FREEDOM!!!
If you have questions or want to organize a more custom game, or at a different time, shoot me an email at oopsallmonsters@gmail.com
Monday Mar 06, 2023
CYBERPUNK’S Maelstrom Gang - 062
Monday Mar 06, 2023
Monday Mar 06, 2023
In the revolutionary dystopian RPG originally published in 1988 by Mike Pondsmith and R Talsorian Games, CYBERPUNK (various, from TTRPG to anime to FPShooter) explores the edges of humanity, capitalism, and personal frailty amongst a neon backdrop of acid rain, body-altering cyberware, and techno-wizardry.
No characters personify the monstrous alienation of this world more deliciously than MAELSTROM, a gang of cyber-maniacs that take de-humanization and self mutilation not as eventual goal, but stepping-stone for entry into their bloody, maniacal cabal. Whether it's selling morbid "better-than-life" hallucination chips or dealing in zero-nutrition insect "food stuffs" through their ALL FOODS front, MAELSTROM is a bleeding chrome tooth in the manicured aesthetic of NIGHT CITY'S cosmopolitan facade.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
steampunk
anime
capitalism
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Monday Feb 20, 2023
THE BLOB! 1988 - 061
Monday Feb 20, 2023
Monday Feb 20, 2023
Unbuckle your pants and load your bazookas, cuz it's blobbin' time! In 1988, exactly 30 years after the original film, Kevin Dillon and Shawnee Smith starred in a gruesome horror comedy full of over-the-top gore effects and middle-fingers to the man.
Whether you are currently, or on your way to being, a blobficianado, join us on our journey to answer the immortal question...can we blame the Russians for this one?
CONTENT WARNINGS:
briefly mentioned cinematic over-the-clothing sexual assault
fake mullets
verbal abuse of the american food pyramid
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Sunday Feb 05, 2023
VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE pt2 - 060
Sunday Feb 05, 2023
Sunday Feb 05, 2023
Wax your lips and sharpen your lapels, because Gavin and Hess don't pull punches in the conclusion of their agonizingly deep take on the mid-90s roleplaying sensation, VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
adolescence/teenagers are discussed
The Columbine School shooting
Chris Kattan
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Saturday Jan 21, 2023
VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE pt 1of 2 - 059
Saturday Jan 21, 2023
Saturday Jan 21, 2023
Lace up your leather jacket and polish your wine bottles full of precious bodily fluids, it's time to suck the life out of adolescence! NOT adolescents...adolescence! Leave the teens alone. Or help them? They need help, perhaps in the form of a wildly involved, super-system of roleplaying games built on a foundation of punk rock, goth music, shoe-gazing mental illness and reductive ethnic stereotyping that DEFINITELY ISN'T CARRIED INTO THE 21st century by its parent company.
BAT!!!
CONTENT WARNINGS:
the existence of teenagers
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Antonio Banderas...or should I say...Antonio Ban-BARE-ASS!? yeah? no? yeah!
The total vivisection of your soul over the course of nine centuries...but in a sexy fun way this time.
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Saturday Dec 31, 2022
HELLRAISER 2022’s Cenobites - 58
Saturday Dec 31, 2022
Saturday Dec 31, 2022
NOT AN EPISODE FOR CHILDREN!!!
2022 brought us a nightmarish new vision of demonic bliss in the restart of the HELLRAISER series, so HAPPY FU*%ING NEW YEAR!
Seriously though, this one is a major point of enthusiasm for both of us, and we slammed out an old-school, double-thicc episode for y'all.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Genital Mutilation
Bill Burr as Pinhead
The total vivisection of your soul over the course of nine centuries
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Monday Dec 19, 2022
CLOVER from CLOVERFIELD - 057
Monday Dec 19, 2022
Monday Dec 19, 2022
A nutsack kaiju emerges from the Hudson Bay to destroy millennials and they didn't give it an award, they just gave JJ Abrams a Ballz-load of money.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Actual Filmic Debate
Forgetting of Lizzy Kaplan
The acknowledgement of TJ Miller as a living human man
The pretentious definition of cinema language in the negative abstract
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Sunday Dec 04, 2022
HIM from THE POWERPUFF GIRLS - 056
Sunday Dec 04, 2022
Sunday Dec 04, 2022
Show Creator Greg Mcracken, when forced to change his devilish villain from a traditional tailed and horned goat man by the censors at CARTOON NETWORK, turned to camera and growled under his breath..."Not a problem...suck on THIS instead," and delivered this week's infernal topic...His Infernal Majesty, aka HIM.
CONTENT WARNING FOR: ONE TRULY UPSETTING DEMON
SERIOUSLY, IT'S LIKE PENNYWISE FOR KIDS
BUT WORSE
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Tuesday Nov 22, 2022
MEN IN BLACK’S The Edgar Suit Alien - 055
Tuesday Nov 22, 2022
Tuesday Nov 22, 2022
There's a vicious space cockroach inside of Vincent D'Onofrio, and it needs you to give it sugar.
This wacky space-crime-on-earth action comedy about a secret intergalactic government agency that steals your thoughts in order to keep you ignorant about the magnitude of life's real dangers is HILARIOUS.
RIP Kevin Conroy
Sunday Nov 06, 2022
The Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) - 054
Sunday Nov 06, 2022
Sunday Nov 06, 2022
Hess examines the impact of Jack Arnold's cinematic sci-fi masterpiece, connecting the Creature (aka Gill-Man) to Michael Myers, and understanding the film (originally conceived as an adaptation of Beauty & The Beast through the very heavy presence of the male gaze.
Also:
Extensive Guillermo Del Toro
Jeff Goldblum covering COMMON PEOPLE by Pulp
One mandatory Star Wars Rant
and only one trashing of JJ Abrams