A deadly unserious show about monsters, creatures & cryptids from mythology, pop culture & gaming hosted by two weirdos from wild & wonderful West Virginia! Hosts Gavin & Hess take turns researching and discussing movie monsters, video game villains, and mythological beasts.
Episodes
Tuesday Feb 08, 2022
Tuesday Feb 08, 2022
Steal a face from the television and extend your phallic assault cannons, it's time to blast our way through the delightfully voracious fuzzbeasts of the VHS era, they're not gremlins, they're not communists, THEY'RE CRITTERS!!!
CONTAINS:
Excessive John Cena, Easter Sunday Sheriff Murder, Gratuitous Lack of Irony
note: This episode had a brief audio issue - FIXED!
Sunday Jan 30, 2022
Sunday Jan 30, 2022
Rip your jeans into cutoffs and plug your private parts into the wall socket, because it's time to bite our way out of Brazil, Dear Readers! STREET FIGHTER'S og monstrosity, the chlorophyll-colored Capoeira conundrum, somehow also just a guy-named-Jimmy, he's mean, he's green, he's BLANKA!!!!!!
(insert shout-barking noise & electrical discharge effect)
CONTENT WARNINGS:
actual references to CAPCOM's racist concept art
Jean Claude Van Damme
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Sunday Jan 23, 2022
Sunday Jan 23, 2022
This episode is tiny, just like The Knight!
HOLLOW KNIGHT - One of 2017's top rated games of any genre, is an immersive, mind-bending dive into a cute-yet-terrifying underground world of bugs, grubs, spirits and supernatural warfare waged with broken nails.
We discuss the world of Hollow Knight, our own observations about its style and gameplay, and perhaps its most iconic Boss Monster - NOSK!
Monday Jan 17, 2022
Sunday Jan 09, 2022
Sunday Jan 09, 2022
Fire up your Dick Millers, and lubricate your space slugs, it's time for the thrilling conclusion to 2022's kickstart - NIGHT OF THE CREEPS.
Also: Aubrey Plaza is a hot lady goblin.
Fred Dekker, Tom Atkins, Zombie Space Slugs, Horror, Comedy, Badassery
"It's Miller Time!"
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Monday Jan 03, 2022
Monday Jan 03, 2022
Load your 12 gauges and Aquanet your hair, because these drunk slugs are here to fuck.
We explore what MIGHT be Hess's FAVORITE horror flick. Perhaps the ultimate smart-movie-disguised-as-a-dumb-movie, it's got zombies, it's got exploding heads filled with slugs, it's got Tom-fucking-Atkins, it's got fascists tripping cripples, it's got a suicidal Detective who says "THRILL ME" way more than is reasonable. Joe Bobs says check it out!
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Sunday Dec 26, 2021
Sunday Dec 26, 2021
Bill Murray kicks your emotional teeth in in 1988's carousel of Christmas-time cheer, chain-clinking ghosts, and class-warfare, it's SCROOGED.
Visited by four ghosts, each more disorienting than the next, Murray portrays misunderstood job creator Frank Cross, who attempts to inject some work ethic into the cowardly social justice warriors all around him, until he is brainwashed by a punk rock demon, a jewish faerie, and corporate media itself into believing that helping others has validity, and is not an egregious front to everything Ayn Rand stood for.
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Sunday Dec 19, 2021
Sunday Dec 19, 2021
What happens when you take a Reagan-era drug cult messiah, acorporate-dystopian Detroit on the brink of private-sector takeover, and automatic policing? 2021! JK - You get Robocop 2, and with it, the Robocop universe's most menacing of charismatic cultists, refitted as a chrome-plated killing machine; none other than ROBOCAIN.
Grab your Sunblock 5000 and your cassette full of Nuke injectors, it's time to strap in and fast forward to 2028. I'd buy that for a dollar!
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Sunday Dec 12, 2021
Sunday Dec 12, 2021
Fred Savage & Daniel Stern destroy the fabric of time and space in this juvenile, piss-swilling, child-stealing, punk rock nightmare. You know...for kids!
Also featuring Tom Hardy's dumpy Myspace photo, Gremlin abuse, excessive Culkinism, and The Burbs' The Klopek family.
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Sunday Dec 05, 2021
Sunday Dec 05, 2021
Toss on your sailor's cap, and dust off your penicillin, because this week we dive into the deep end with TENTACLES, the surprisingly ambitious, unflinching ripoff of Jaws that takes more left turns than a UPS truck in San Francisco.
If you're not afraid of giant octopodes, perhaps you will be by the end of this film but if not, I can guarantee you'll be afraid of fat Italian producers and killer whale-wrangling rednecks. An all-star cast including Henry Fonda, Shelley Winters, John Huston and Bo Hopkins delivers as best they can manage alongside the transformative soundtrack of Stelvio Cipriani to make this wild cash grab curiously watchable. Five out of Eight Tentacles.